Hello cruel world! Welcome to the life and times of Chloe Austen. Join me as we journey through the world of dating, sex (or lack thereof), friends, stiff drinks, hanging out, and hooking up. I turned 30 earlier this year and realised that I wasn’t in a relationship. It was a startling discovery because I had sort of gotten used to the fact that I was never going to have sex or be in a solid realtionship ever again….and I was cool with that. I still don’t want a relationship. They suck and someone always gets hurt. But I’d like to at least have someone to vibe with, ya know? 

After consulting with several of my friends (who are single as well and I don’t know why I seek advice from any of them) I’ve decided to take a risk and try something new. I am well aware that I have been dating the same guy since I was 15….not the same guy per say…but you know, same shit, different toilet.  Anywho, I want to move away from the torture of dating the street thug (even though the sex is always the best with this type of guy no matter how much of a jerk he is) and try dating outside the box, ie…nerds, men with jobs, men with legal jobs, ect.  So far, it has been a hilarious and interesting experience to say the least. 

Random things pop up in my head day to day and I wanna talk about those too. I live my life conflicted…constantly struggling with forced religious views as a child and what I believe and feel now. I’m forced to come face to face with my own sexuality and the judgement it’s packaged with. Its something I think about everyday. Feel free to leave any comments…I want to hear it all….the good, the bad, the ugly, the realness….as long as it’s the truth.